E: “Dad, what’s this?”

Me: “That’s hot sauce.”

E: “Here. You’re hot.”

(This made Trish laugh, a little more than usual.)

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E: “You’re a very handsome man. No, no. You’re a very beautiful person!”

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Tomorrow I’m going to get scoped. From the top-down, thank goodness.

E: “Are they going to look in your stomach?”

Me: “Yes.”

E: “Are they going to open you up?”

Me. “Nope.”

E: “I think they are going to open you up.”

Me: “Why?”

E: “Well, you have a baby in your stomach.”

Me:  “Oh, no I don’t!”

E: “Yes you do! I’m going to be in your stomach.”

Me: “Oh, no. We already pulled you out of your mom’s stomach.”

E: “Well, I’m going to get in there.”

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