January 23, 2008...7:35 pm

Things overheard on a college campus

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Into a cell phone: “I’m going to vomit.”

Among friends: “I mean, does that suck balls or what?” “Yeah, dude.”

Clearly disappointed: “He told me he had 8 o’clock classes, and I’m like, dude.”

Like, hello?: “I thought the American populace was intelligent and rational. …” “Yeah, like, no.”

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  • And here, I thought eloquence was a thing of the past. Thank God for higher education.

    (I think it would be hard for me to resist shouting to the first one, “Then, move the phone away from your mouth!”)

  • Yeah, the vomit comment made me take a step away from this girl.
    It’s kind of a new phenomenon, kids having phone conversations in public without much regard for who might be listening.


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